Funny Conversations

Daphne was eating a Danish at the table, and I sat down to join her. She sized up the size of my Danish (which happened to be bigger than hers), then offered her Danish to me, saying, "Do you wanna trade?"

We had another funny conversation a few days ago:

Me: Daphne, can you throw this in the trash for me?
Daphne: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You do it yourself, okay?